i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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