i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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