He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Sorry my hands just texted you
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
