dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Randomize
