Whod you bang
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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