I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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