fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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