Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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