I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
operation have a gay friend backfired
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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