I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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