Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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