I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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