i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
do herpes really smell.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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