My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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