Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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