was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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