Small penises have feelings too.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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