Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm passing your future prison.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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