you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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