So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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