fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Randomize
