I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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