just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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