new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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