Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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