when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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