"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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