Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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