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I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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