Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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