Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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