Green mimosas i think yes
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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