Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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