Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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