Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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