So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i dont even know how to be here
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
