I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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