Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
