Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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