You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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