oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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