babies were throwing up all over the place
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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