Don't you send me to vm
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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