so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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