Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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