Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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