Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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