Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
