"it" just moved
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
4 words: hood of his car
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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