she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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