Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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