I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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