Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i already hear my dad disowning me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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