If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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