we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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