...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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