Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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