Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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