Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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