But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize