I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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